Not Me Monday (Mommy Blog)

I'm jumping on the "Not Me Monday" Bandwagon for the 1st time today.

(See MckMama's Blog for the inspiration)

Today while fixing G-Man a snack of Goldfish crackers & dried blueberries, I did NOT let him carry the bowl to the living room while explaining "Use Both Hands". While on the way to said living room to consume said snack he did NOT get distracted by Merlin & Lucy (family Dobermans). He most certainly did NOT spill entire contents of bowl on the floor. I did NOT proceed to ask him to "pick 'em up & put 'em back in the bowl." He sat right down in the middle of the mess, I did NOT let him eat the snack right off the floor. Nope, NOT me!

(I'm really not too worried about this since my floors are spotless & you could, well, eat off them. I keep my floors impeccably clean, Yep, sure do.) I would NEVER go a couple of weeks without sweeping/mopping the floors. I would NOT just spot clean the dirty spots when I saw them (with the same washcloth I wiped the G-Man's face)

On the way home from Braum's last night, when G-Man was having a 'tickle in his throat' & proceeded to gag himself, then start vomiting in his car seat, I did NOT make a funnel from a stack of napkins down into the 1st container I could find to prevent vomit from getting on the car seat.... again. I did NOT collect said vomit in his Thomas the Engine Halloween Candy Bucket.

(By the way, puke still ended up on the car seat & I had to dismantle it...again. I'm seriously considering buying an extra car seat to have around when this happens & you need the car seat early the next morning.)

I did NOT dress him in a way too small Halloween onesie because it was just SOOO darn cute & he just HAD to wear it one more time before I packed it up.

I says "Hair-Wolf"! Too cute to wear just one season, don't you think?

Until next time...