That's right, folks, I pooped in the bathtub. Mom looked down for 1 minute while I was splashing in the water, Dad walked into the bathroom & exclaimed "HE POOPED IN THE TUB!" It was great! So covert...no grunting, no bubbles, no warning!
None of the books Mom & Dad read prepared them for this. They looked so confused. What is the exact procedure? Do you get the baby out wet & cold? Do you fish the poop out, then drain & then rinse the baby off? Mom says that any suggestions from you experienced mom/dads are welcome.
I won't go into the gory details (and NO there are not pictures), but bathtime was cut short & there was a shower involved. I don't see what all the fuss was about. I poop all the time, for goodness sakes. I don't know why this was any different than the other times, but I'll have to do it again sometime for sheer entertainment value.
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