Not Me Monday (Mommy Blog)

I'm here again to tell you about things I would never do. You all know that I'm a mature, elegant lady who would never be caught dead attending a movie about vampires, werewolves and the like. That's why when a friend/co-worker needed a date to see New Moon, I most certainly told her "No" & that why would I go with all those screaming teenage girls to see a movie at MIDNIGHT?

Well, she twisted my arm & here you go.

That's Me & 'The Baby Catcher' waiting for the movie to start.
I gotta say, I knew there would be teen-boppers (as my great-grandma used to say) but I had no idea that there would be lots of 30-something women there to. If you were a 30-something man & you were looking for a woman, the midnight showing of any of the Twilight series is the place to be. Okay, enough of that. (Oh, I will NOT be watching Eclipse on June 30th at midnight either.)

Next up, I never curse. Not even Shoot or Darn, ahem....cough. Last night when opening a bill from our last visit to the Pedi's office & found that the charges were wrong & said "I need to call Dr. L's office & have them fix these D**M charges." G-Man drove around the corner on his ride-on toy & said plain as day....."Damn". I have really got to watch my pristine mouth around the kiddo. You know, since I never curse & all.

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Oh, I forgot the one that made me want to do this week's Not Me Monday in the first place...I did not take GMan to Sam's this past Saturday & proceed to feed him lunch from all of the wonderful ladies handing out samples. His nutritious lunch would NOT have consisted of the following: a crab cake (who knew?), 2 little smokies dipped in bar-b-q sauce, white cheddar cheese on a cracker, dried cranberries & almond trail mix.

In our defense, we ate a late breakfast, so this was just an early afternoon snack. I felt like Homer Simpson for just a second...DOH!